How many of you would watch this?
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wrote on 19 May 2025, 22:50 last edited by
I saw it on Broadway during its early run. That's not porn.
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You think it wouldn't? I'm not saying it's be more arousing, but it damn sure would improve it.
wrote on 19 May 2025, 22:52 last edited byMuppets are a Jim Henson studio IP built around childish imagery. I want nothing childish associated with my porn other than childish bad jokes and the XXX Alice in Wonderland musical which isn't a bad musical movie though the porn parts are quite bad.
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I saw it on Broadway during its early run. That's not porn.
wrote on 19 May 2025, 22:54 last edited byIt does have Muppet sex though.
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It does have Muppet sex though.
wrote on 19 May 2025, 22:57 last edited byNo, it has puppet sex. Muppets are very specifically the IP of Henson studios and that style of puppet I associate with childhood way to much for Muppets in porn to be remotely acceptable. It would be like putting Teletubbies into porn
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wrote on 19 May 2025, 23:08 last edited by
This already exists but the other way around and the Muppets are The Rock and Jack Black.
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No, it has puppet sex. Muppets are very specifically the IP of Henson studios and that style of puppet I associate with childhood way to much for Muppets in porn to be remotely acceptable. It would be like putting Teletubbies into porn
wrote on 19 May 2025, 23:13 last edited byI fear you are vastly underestimating the horror of the collective hive mind of the internet and what people are capable of... Nothing is sacred. Rule 34 exists for a reason, its a warning to not dig too deep. (DO NOT GOOGLE THAT, It states that if something exists there is porn of it, and there are sites with its namesake that endevor to catalog it...)
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wrote on 19 May 2025, 23:20 last edited by
Good lord this is brilliant !
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I fear you are vastly underestimating the horror of the collective hive mind of the internet and what people are capable of... Nothing is sacred. Rule 34 exists for a reason, its a warning to not dig too deep. (DO NOT GOOGLE THAT, It states that if something exists there is porn of it, and there are sites with its namesake that endevor to catalog it...)
wrote on 19 May 2025, 23:21 last edited byI know that it has been made the question was what would not be improved by adding Muppets? My answer is that porn is better without Muppets than with
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Porn
Edit: people think porn could be improved by adding Muppets?
wrote on 20 May 2025, 02:05 last edited byUnfamiliar with Peter Jackson's pre LOTR work?
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Porn
Edit: people think porn could be improved by adding Muppets?
wrote on 20 May 2025, 02:11 last edited byOh how quickly history forgets the horrors of the past...
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wrote on 20 May 2025, 02:18 last edited by
Holy fuck this is GOLD!
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I for sure would. Ryan Reynolds as a Bard being played by Gonzo.
wrote on 20 May 2025, 02:19 last edited byOmfg yessss!
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I for sure would. Ryan Reynolds as a Bard being played by Gonzo.
wrote on 20 May 2025, 02:23 last edited by ourkaos@lemmy.todayGonzo is DM.
Fozzie = wise cracking Bard
Miss Piggy = Half-Oink Barbarian
Kermit = Elven Ranger
Animal = Wild magic Sorcerer
RolfSam the Eagle = paladinRolf = Druid
Dr. Teeth: BBEG, trying to rule the realm with Electric Mayhem
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wrote on 20 May 2025, 02:26 last edited by
ok but hear me out.
this but the muppet babies.
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Gonzo is DM.
Fozzie = wise cracking Bard
Miss Piggy = Half-Oink Barbarian
Kermit = Elven Ranger
Animal = Wild magic Sorcerer
RolfSam the Eagle = paladinRolf = Druid
Dr. Teeth: BBEG, trying to rule the realm with Electric Mayhem
wrote on 20 May 2025, 02:36 last edited byI like Rolf, but i think Sam the Eagle would be better a better choice as an uptight paladin.
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ok but hear me out.
this but the muppet babies.
wrote on 20 May 2025, 02:45 last edited byI could have swore this was an actual episode.
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Gonzo is DM.
Fozzie = wise cracking Bard
Miss Piggy = Half-Oink Barbarian
Kermit = Elven Ranger
Animal = Wild magic Sorcerer
RolfSam the Eagle = paladinRolf = Druid
Dr. Teeth: BBEG, trying to rule the realm with Electric Mayhem
wrote on 20 May 2025, 03:24 last edited by mydarkesttimeline01@ani.socialI think you're trying to align the Muppets to what their personalities would be. Instead pick against type. Or as their off type. Gonzo has been the narrator in almost all the muppet versions of movies. So he'd be great at telling stories and winning over NPCs as a Bard.
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I like Rolf, but i think Sam the Eagle would be better a better choice as an uptight paladin.
wrote on 20 May 2025, 06:49 last edited byAgreed. Rolf can be a Druid.
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Porn
Edit: people think porn could be improved by adding Muppets?
wrote on 20 May 2025, 10:38 last edited byThere is a certain adult Muppet detective movie with some pretty erm... graphic scenes
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There is a certain adult Muppet detective movie with some pretty erm... graphic scenes
wrote on 20 May 2025, 10:56 last edited byAnd it was a bad movie. It was not improved because of the muppets