I saw it on Broadway during its early run. That's not porn.

Muppets are a Jim Henson studio IP built around childish imagery. I want nothing childish associated with my porn other than childish bad jokes and the XXX Alice in Wonderland musical which isn't a bad musical movie though the porn parts are quite bad.

It does have Muppet sex though.

No, it has puppet sex. Muppets are very specifically the IP of Henson studios and that style of puppet I associate with childhood way to much for Muppets in porn to be remotely acceptable. It would be like putting Teletubbies into porn

This already exists but the other way around and the Muppets are The Rock and Jack Black.

I fear you are vastly underestimating the horror of the collective hive mind of the internet and what people are capable of... Nothing is sacred. Rule 34 exists for a reason, its a warning to not dig too deep. (DO NOT GOOGLE THAT, It states that if something exists there is porn of it, and there are sites with its namesake that endevor to catalog it...)

Good lord this is brilliant !

I know that it has been made the question was what would not be improved by adding Muppets? My answer is that porn is better without Muppets than with

Unfamiliar with Peter Jackson's pre LOTR work?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meet_the_Feebles

Oh how quickly history forgets the horrors of the past...

Holy fuck this is GOLD!

Omfg yessss!

Gonzo is DM.

Fozzie = wise cracking Bard

Miss Piggy = Half-Oink Barbarian

Kermit = Elven Ranger

Animal = Wild magic Sorcerer

Rolf Sam the Eagle = paladin

Rolf = Druid

Dr. Teeth: BBEG, trying to rule the realm with Electric Mayhem

ok but hear me out.

this but the muppet babies.

I like Rolf, but i think Sam the Eagle would be better a better choice as an uptight paladin.

I could have swore this was an actual episode.

I think you're trying to align the Muppets to what their personalities would be. Instead pick against type. Or as their off type. Gonzo has been the narrator in almost all the muppet versions of movies. So he'd be great at telling stories and winning over NPCs as a Bard.

Agreed. Rolf can be a Druid.

There is a certain adult Muppet detective movie with some pretty erm... graphic scenes

And it was a bad movie. It was not improved because of the muppets