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    #17

    A letter that reads:

    "Dad

    I know things were hard for you when mum died but I know we can get though this together.

    I'll see you at the funeral.

    Love from Anita"

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      A letter that reads:

      "Dad

      I know things were hard for you when mum died but I know we can get though this together.

      I'll see you at the funeral.

      Love from Anita"

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        Alternatively:

        Roll a percentile die and a d10 together. Done.

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        that's exactly what I said, also you'd still need to add 1 to make rolling 100 possible

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          that's exactly what I said, also you'd still need to add 1 to make rolling 100 possible

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          Well, no, that's not exactly what you said. And rolling with a percentile die means you do not need to add anything. A result of 00 and 0 is the 100. And your way makes rolling a 1 impossible.

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            A small puppy, obviously killed by the same blow that finished off the victim.

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              A small puppy, obviously killed by the same blow that finished off the victim.

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              "I strike at the bandit with my axe"

              "Give me a to hit roll"

              "Natural 20!"

              "You cleave both targets in half, blood sprays everywhere!"

              "Both targets?"

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                5 - As the goblin lays facedown in a pool of blood. You discover a bucket full of candy and a cracked plastic mask with the same expression of the goblin you just fought.

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                  How do you get “1” like this?

                  I suppose you have to roll 10 to get to 100 = 0

                  But then what?

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                  Then you switch to a system where you don't add the 1, interpreting 00 as 100

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                    6 - a note with a sandwich that reads "I can't wait to spend more time with you and the grandkids, enjoy your last day!" Along with retirement papers.

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                    Extra points if the slain party is a guard or other law enforcement official.

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                      #26

                      Nice. Let's balance this out a bit at the other end:

                      98 - A scroll containing a detailed plan to burn down the nearest orphanage.

                      99 - Pockets full of napkins inscribed with insane anti-gnome racist gibberish.

                      100 - A magic communication stone that, if activated, creates a magic audio connection with the lead villain of the current story arc.

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                        I think it’s so that it’s really low odds because you have lots of fights. Wouldn’t feel real if every third encounter had something like that.

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                        I'd just turn it into a running joke that roughly 50 different bandits have the same picture of the same woman in a locket, and another 30 keep sending money to the same "mother". Then I'll make a cult where the phrase "For the light in my darkness" is some twisted mantra.

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                          How to roll 100:

                          1. take 10 sided die, roll once
                          2. take that number and multiply by 10
                          3. roll 10 sided die again
                          4. add that to the number from #2
                          5. add 1 (otherwise it would be 0-99, not 1-100)
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                          Wouldn't that give you 11-100?
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                          The Lowest number on a dice is 1, and 1×10 gives you 10.

                          The formula would have to be

                          ((d10-1)×10)+d10=x≥90⟹y=(y+1)⟹z>1(d2)

                          So you'd still have to flip a coin on reaching a result of 90+ in order to know if you add a +1 or not as well or else you can't get 90 as a result either.

                          (This is assuming you have a d10 that's 1-10 btw and not 0-9!)

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                            Modify step 2 so you subtract 1 from the roll first, then multiply by 10. That way if you roll a 1, the 10's digit becomes a 0.

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                            Then you get 1 to 99

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                              Nice. Let's balance this out a bit at the other end:

                              98 - A scroll containing a detailed plan to burn down the nearest orphanage.

                              99 - Pockets full of napkins inscribed with insane anti-gnome racist gibberish.

                              100 - A magic communication stone that, if activated, creates a magic audio connection with the lead villain of the current story arc.

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                              Anti-gnomery isn't bad.

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                                100 - “ICE” patches.

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                                  The look of fear and confusion in their eyes as the mortal wound breaks the spell controlling them

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                                    Extra points if the slain party is a guard or other law enforcement official.

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                                    Don't link to TV Tropes without a warning.

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                                      NP, my char has the psychopath trait.

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                                        If your group didn't sign up for a gritty realistic setting do not hit them by a surprise like that. Guilt and depression are not emotions you should bring to a typical high fantasy table. Not every game needs to be edgy.

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                                          Our first use of the speak with dead spell revealed that the bandit had a cousin in Neverwinter. I made it my personal quest to find her and give her news of her cousin's passing.

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