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    that's exactly what I said, also you'd still need to add 1 to make rolling 100 possible

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    Well, no, that's not exactly what you said. And rolling with a percentile die means you do not need to add anything. A result of 00 and 0 is the 100. And your way makes rolling a 1 impossible.

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      A small puppy, obviously killed by the same blow that finished off the victim.

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        A small puppy, obviously killed by the same blow that finished off the victim.

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        "I strike at the bandit with my axe"

        "Give me a to hit roll"

        "Natural 20!"

        "You cleave both targets in half, blood sprays everywhere!"

        "Both targets?"

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          5 - As the goblin lays facedown in a pool of blood. You discover a bucket full of candy and a cracked plastic mask with the same expression of the goblin you just fought.

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          • W [email protected]

            How do you get “1” like this?

            I suppose you have to roll 10 to get to 100 = 0

            But then what?

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            Then you switch to a system where you don't add the 1, interpreting 00 as 100

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              6 - a note with a sandwich that reads "I can't wait to spend more time with you and the grandkids, enjoy your last day!" Along with retirement papers.

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              Extra points if the slain party is a guard or other law enforcement official.

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                #26

                Nice. Let's balance this out a bit at the other end:

                98 - A scroll containing a detailed plan to burn down the nearest orphanage.

                99 - Pockets full of napkins inscribed with insane anti-gnome racist gibberish.

                100 - A magic communication stone that, if activated, creates a magic audio connection with the lead villain of the current story arc.

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                  I think it’s so that it’s really low odds because you have lots of fights. Wouldn’t feel real if every third encounter had something like that.

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                  I'd just turn it into a running joke that roughly 50 different bandits have the same picture of the same woman in a locket, and another 30 keep sending money to the same "mother". Then I'll make a cult where the phrase "For the light in my darkness" is some twisted mantra.

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                  • T [email protected]

                    How to roll 100:

                    1. take 10 sided die, roll once
                    2. take that number and multiply by 10
                    3. roll 10 sided die again
                    4. add that to the number from #2
                    5. add 1 (otherwise it would be 0-99, not 1-100)
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                    Wouldn't that give you 11-100?
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                    The Lowest number on a dice is 1, and 1×10 gives you 10.

                    The formula would have to be

                    ((d10-1)×10)+d10=x≥90⟹y=(y+1)⟹z>1(d2)

                    So you'd still have to flip a coin on reaching a result of 90+ in order to know if you add a +1 or not as well or else you can't get 90 as a result either.

                    (This is assuming you have a d10 that's 1-10 btw and not 0-9!)

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                      Modify step 2 so you subtract 1 from the roll first, then multiply by 10. That way if you roll a 1, the 10's digit becomes a 0.

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                      Then you get 1 to 99

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                        Nice. Let's balance this out a bit at the other end:

                        98 - A scroll containing a detailed plan to burn down the nearest orphanage.

                        99 - Pockets full of napkins inscribed with insane anti-gnome racist gibberish.

                        100 - A magic communication stone that, if activated, creates a magic audio connection with the lead villain of the current story arc.

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                        Anti-gnomery isn't bad.

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                          100 - “ICE” patches.

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                            The look of fear and confusion in their eyes as the mortal wound breaks the spell controlling them

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                              Extra points if the slain party is a guard or other law enforcement official.

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                              Don't link to TV Tropes without a warning.

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                                Last name MakeaWillSaveOrTakePsychicDamage?

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                                NP, my char has the psychopath trait.

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                                  If your group didn't sign up for a gritty realistic setting do not hit them by a surprise like that. Guilt and depression are not emotions you should bring to a typical high fantasy table. Not every game needs to be edgy.

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                                    Our first use of the speak with dead spell revealed that the bandit had a cousin in Neverwinter. I made it my personal quest to find her and give her news of her cousin's passing.

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                                      Our first use of the speak with dead spell revealed that the bandit had a cousin in Neverwinter. I made it my personal quest to find her and give her news of her cousin's passing.

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                                      "thank fuck that asshole is dead"

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                                        "thank fuck that asshole is dead"

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                                        You're not too far off. But she said it nicer.

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                                          I'm sorry, if the bandits didn't want to get killed, they shouldn't have jumped adventurers. I'm sorry if they had a home life, but it's not my fault my group defended itself.

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