I like Rolf, but i think Sam the Eagle would be better a better choice as an uptight paladin.

I could have swore this was an actual episode.

I think you're trying to align the Muppets to what their personalities would be. Instead pick against type. Or as their off type. Gonzo has been the narrator in almost all the muppet versions of movies. So he'd be great at telling stories and winning over NPCs as a Bard.

Agreed. Rolf can be a Druid.

There is a certain adult Muppet detective movie with some pretty erm... graphic scenes

And it was a bad movie. It was not improved because of the muppets

You lost me at Jason Momoa, the faster that Douchbag is out of every movie the better

Please let’s just let the rock’s career die

Got a reason for that? Or just don't like him?

furries

it makes sense if you don't think about it for too long, or think about it really hard

Not sure about acting, but I've not heard anything douchy about him personally

Disagree. A few felt jokes landed. Remove those muppets and the film is worse.

We're gonna need some context for your reaction.

It would be like putting Teletubbies into porn

Sounds of Rule34 intensify

Let my puppets come ...was an "adult" movie made with puppets

Wikipedia

It’d be a great skit, but the gag would get old pretty quick for anything full-length.

Long story but I went to a con once where he fucked over every fan who wanted to see him. Additionally there are stories out there of him being a complete “do you know who I am??” Style asshole to regular people and service workers out there. By all accounts he’s a dick, even the shit he used to do backstage on game of thrones is creepy as fuck and anyone who doesn’t look like him would have been canceled by now

Just recently there are news stories about him being an asshole to crew on the Minecraft set, being drunk on aqua man and acting like a jackass.
He’s a roid monkey so it’s no surprise

Something existing is not the same as something being improved by its inclusion

There's no controversy segment in his wikipedia article.

Have you looked? Used to be a drunk, belligerent asshole while filming aqua man, pulls the “do you know who I am???” Shit on restaurant staff, and there’s a brand new story out now about him being an asshole to the crew of the Minecraft movie