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    This is priceless!

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    No it says right there, 20gp.

    But it's still very good price

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      We need this

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      • I [email protected]

        No it says right there, 20gp.

        But it's still very good price

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        Take my upvote

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          I'd go back to college to study apellomancy in a heartbeat.

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          • I [email protected]

            No it says right there, 20gp.

            But it's still very good price

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            Is it a good price though? The average wage for a commoner is 2 sp per day. The equivalent to 100 days wages for a unskilled worker.

            Skilled workers earn about 2 gp per day. So this represents 10 days wages. A better bargain for sure.

            Adventurers are always loaded with money, so as players our view is skewed.

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              The shitty person ends up with Daphne written all over them like Jim Carrey in Liar Liar

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              • A [email protected]

                Is it a good price though? The average wage for a commoner is 2 sp per day. The equivalent to 100 days wages for a unskilled worker.

                Skilled workers earn about 2 gp per day. So this represents 10 days wages. A better bargain for sure.

                Adventurers are always loaded with money, so as players our view is skewed.

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                #9

                2 gp per day

                I'm this economy?

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                • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                  The shitty person ends up with Daphne written all over them like Jim Carrey in Liar Liar

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                  "The pen is BLUE!"

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                    Hell of a lot faster than going through the courthouse for a name change. Probably cheaper and more effective too.

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                      And that's how you know you're in the forkin' Good Place

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                      • A [email protected]

                        Is it a good price though? The average wage for a commoner is 2 sp per day. The equivalent to 100 days wages for a unskilled worker.

                        Skilled workers earn about 2 gp per day. So this represents 10 days wages. A better bargain for sure.

                        Adventurers are always loaded with money, so as players our view is skewed.

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                        #13

                        Yeah, the adventurers really skew the economy. They just casually stroll up and loot hundreds of GP from an ancient crypt, awaken a long-forgotten lich, and then fuck off. It’s always up to the city guard to put down the inevitable undead army that the lich has raised. It truly is the definition of “capitalism for thee, socialism for me.”

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                          I'd go back to college to study apellomancy in a heartbeat.

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                          “So why is it 20 GP if all you did was wave your hands around and chant some incantations? Anyone could have done that…”

                          “Here’s an itemized bill. 1 copper piece for waving my hands around. 1 copper piece for the incantation. 1 copper piece for the scroll... 97cp, 9sp, and 19gp for the education and experience to know which hand waving, incantations, and spell scrolls to use.”

                          Seriously, every single freelancer or contractor has gotten the “Well I could have done that, what the hell am I paying you for? That only took you like 10 minutes” response after their education and experience makes the job look easy.

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                          • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                            The shitty person ends up with Daphne written all over them like Jim Carrey in Liar Liar

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                            Or Jim Carrey in 23

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                            • A [email protected]

                              Is it a good price though? The average wage for a commoner is 2 sp per day. The equivalent to 100 days wages for a unskilled worker.

                              Skilled workers earn about 2 gp per day. So this represents 10 days wages. A better bargain for sure.

                              Adventurers are always loaded with money, so as players our view is skewed.

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                              Wizards gotta pay back their wizard school loans somehow. This is a pretty advanced spell after all.

                              But the real answer is the wizard and the commoners should band together and overthrow the <insert King/Lich/Dragon/Head Wizard> who takes all of the wealth and prevents the formation of a magical post-scarcity society.

                              The wizard could start by renaming the King "Little Baby Commoner"

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                              • M [email protected]

                                “So why is it 20 GP if all you did was wave your hands around and chant some incantations? Anyone could have done that…”

                                “Here’s an itemized bill. 1 copper piece for waving my hands around. 1 copper piece for the incantation. 1 copper piece for the scroll... 97cp, 9sp, and 19gp for the education and experience to know which hand waving, incantations, and spell scrolls to use.”

                                Seriously, every single freelancer or contractor has gotten the “Well I could have done that, what the hell am I paying you for? That only took you like 10 minutes” response after their education and experience makes the job look easy.

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                                "I'm not paying for that, anyone can do that!"

                                Casts Dispel Magic

                                "Fine, you do it then!"

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                                • M [email protected]

                                  Yeah, the adventurers really skew the economy. They just casually stroll up and loot hundreds of GP from an ancient crypt, awaken a long-forgotten lich, and then fuck off. It’s always up to the city guard to put down the inevitable undead army that the lich has raised. It truly is the definition of “capitalism for thee, socialism for me.”

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                                  That can be an interesting story. Adventurer with their gold coins wreck a village economy until the taxperson comes

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                                  • M [email protected]

                                    Yeah, the adventurers really skew the economy. They just casually stroll up and loot hundreds of GP from an ancient crypt, awaken a long-forgotten lich, and then fuck off. It’s always up to the city guard to put down the inevitable undead army that the lich has raised. It truly is the definition of “capitalism for thee, socialism for me.”

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                                    Damn Mansa Musa

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                                      That can be an interesting story. Adventurer with their gold coins wreck a village economy until the taxperson comes

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                                      I wonder whether an over-abundance of gold or other coins could lead to people using the gold for other purposes (such as magical reagents). I don't know enough about how real world inflation works to speculate about how the fantasy version would work.

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                                        Do not trifle with Appellomancers.

                                        Alt Text: "Anyone who tries to give you a new name is suspicious. Your parents, for example."

                                        Source: https://www.oglaf.com/branding/

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                                        • M [email protected]

                                          “So why is it 20 GP if all you did was wave your hands around and chant some incantations? Anyone could have done that…”

                                          “Here’s an itemized bill. 1 copper piece for waving my hands around. 1 copper piece for the incantation. 1 copper piece for the scroll... 97cp, 9sp, and 19gp for the education and experience to know which hand waving, incantations, and spell scrolls to use.”

                                          Seriously, every single freelancer or contractor has gotten the “Well I could have done that, what the hell am I paying you for? That only took you like 10 minutes” response after their education and experience makes the job look easy.

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                                          #22

                                          not one hour ago a client emailed me annoyed that I made their 7 emails point to one web page and didn't make a separate but identical web pages for each email, obviously me being lazy.

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