Suffer in fabulousness
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Gayman, ahhhAHHHHAAHHHHH
Fighter of the nightman, ahhhAHHHHAAHHH
Champion the sun, ahhhAHHHHAAHHHHH
he's a master of karate and friendship for everyone. -
It's the light I was born in.
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Ragyo Kiryuin definitely has one of the best personal themes in all of anime https://youtu.be/6M1UU53Y4LE
Damn, now I need to rewatch Kill la Kill
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Why is it not Grammarmancy?
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Replied to a comment instead of the thread like an idiot. Ignore me
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Hex -> Sex
Bane -> Bone
Power Word: Heal -> Head
Slow -> Plow
Longstrider - Dongstrider?
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Ragyo Kiryuin definitely has one of the best personal themes in all of anime https://youtu.be/6M1UU53Y4LE
Damn, now I need to rewatch Kill la Kill
Blumenkranz hell yeah.
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- Fold person
- Tenser's floating dick
- Feather fail
- Magic band
- Magic sand
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- Fold person
- Tenser's floating dick
- Feather fail
- Magic band
- Magic sand
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Hex -> Sex
Bane -> Bone
Power Word: Heal -> Head
Slow -> Plow
Longstrider - Dongstrider?
wrote on last edited by [email protected]I just realized that it bothers me that Slow and Plow don't rhyme.
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Produce Blame - shift responsibility onto an adjacent player.
Beacon of Hose - keep any bards in range from doing the deed.
Flesh to Store - morbid way to buy and sell goods, far away from civilization.
Tiny Hat - purely cosmetic, but so worth it.
Mage Sand - sha-sha-sha!
Tree Strife - an off-color joke that will get you cancelled by the ents. Eventually.
Punburst - a barrage televisable jokes which might still get you killed.
Arcane Lick - you're lucky restraining orders haven't been invented yet.
Tire Shield - surprisingly effective.
Fund Steed - they're fucking expensive!
Revilify - shift responsibility onto any past target of Produce Blame.
Fare Storm - lawful neutral highway robbery.
Blank - counterspell for a scroll.
Knick - does minimal damage, but it really hurts!
Mass Peal - deafen nearby enemies with a cacophony of bells.
Bending - it's just Move Earth, but you get to pretend you know karate.
Spore the Dying - cordyceps infection technically is not necromancy.
Cull Lightning - increases rendering efficiency.
Dispel Gold - really pisses off the munchkins.
Wall of Firs - like Wall of Stone, but biodegradable.
Counterspill - put any liquid back into its container. Potions included.
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I just realized that it bothers me that Slow and Plow don't rhyme.
Damn I thought the same thing
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Pf2e's new name for magic missile is shardstorm.. ripe for the picking with this item
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Produce Blame - shift responsibility onto an adjacent player.
Beacon of Hose - keep any bards in range from doing the deed.
Flesh to Store - morbid way to buy and sell goods, far away from civilization.
Tiny Hat - purely cosmetic, but so worth it.
Mage Sand - sha-sha-sha!
Tree Strife - an off-color joke that will get you cancelled by the ents. Eventually.
Punburst - a barrage televisable jokes which might still get you killed.
Arcane Lick - you're lucky restraining orders haven't been invented yet.
Tire Shield - surprisingly effective.
Fund Steed - they're fucking expensive!
Revilify - shift responsibility onto any past target of Produce Blame.
Fare Storm - lawful neutral highway robbery.
Blank - counterspell for a scroll.
Knick - does minimal damage, but it really hurts!
Mass Peal - deafen nearby enemies with a cacophony of bells.
Bending - it's just Move Earth, but you get to pretend you know karate.
Spore the Dying - cordyceps infection technically is not necromancy.
Cull Lightning - increases rendering efficiency.
Dispel Gold - really pisses off the munchkins.
Wall of Firs - like Wall of Stone, but biodegradable.
Counterspill - put any liquid back into its container. Potions included.
Some new ones:
Lending - the real way to make gold.
Dust - makes everything a little cleaner.
Lust - makes everything a lot dirtier.
Bare - put that back on.
Lightning Lute - lets bards play Dragonforce.
Lightning Lube - lets bards do other things.
Massage - see above.
Child Touch - why don't you have a seat over there.
Fire Colt - impractical to ride, but looks badass.
Fine Bolt - produces some excellent cloth.
Sopping Sting - material component: towel.
Cause Tear - material component: onion.
Thundercrap - makes everything a lot dirtier.
Compelled Duet - the bard ropes you into a musical.
Defect Magic - counterspell, but funnier.
Dog Cloud - oh gods, who fed him cheese?
Inflict Sounds - I cast tinnitus!
Wild Canning - preserves food.
Arr Bubble - everyone in range talks like a pirate.
Zine Of Truth - mimeographed to fight the man!
Animate Lead - it's just a gun.
Speak With Deaf - need your hands free.
Wall of Wafer - ineffective, but delicious.
Egg Whip - stiff peaks!
Heath Ward - man, fuck that guy.
Magic Bar - goes well with Tending.
Glyph of Carding - let's see some ID, "halfling."
Wine Walk - after hitting the Magic Bar.
Soul Cafe - much more relaxing.
Wash - finally, everything is clean.
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Pf2e's new name for magic missile is shardstorm.. ripe for the picking with this item
Can't wait to shred a mother fucker with pieces of broken pottery!
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Hex -> Sex
Bane -> Bone
Power Word: Heal -> Head
Slow -> Plow
Longstrider - Dongstrider?
Mending -> Rending
Leomund's Tiny Hut -> Leomund's Tiny Hun or Leomund's Tony Hut
Charm Person -> Harm Person
Alter Self -> Alter Elf
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Power Word: Heel (turns the target evil)
Firebald (flames burn off the hair of all targets within the AOE but do no further damage)
Healing Wood (repairs damage to doors and furniture)
Eldritch Dolt (a magical idiot shows up and tries to tackle the target)
Misty Stop (allows you to teleport yourself to where you currently are)
Rage Armor (increases your AC but makes you too angry to cast spells)
Banding (see MtG rules, section 702.22)
Wash (look, the barbarian needs it and he's not gonna do it himself)
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Power Word: Heel (turns the target evil)
Firebald (flames burn off the hair of all targets within the AOE but do no further damage)
Healing Wood (repairs damage to doors and furniture)
Eldritch Dolt (a magical idiot shows up and tries to tackle the target)
Misty Stop (allows you to teleport yourself to where you currently are)
Rage Armor (increases your AC but makes you too angry to cast spells)
Banding (see MtG rules, section 702.22)
Wash (look, the barbarian needs it and he's not gonna do it himself)
Healing Wood
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Sure... Repairs damage to doors and furniture...
