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"Hello, emergency services? I've witnessed a murder."

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      Oof. This one feels like an insult that a DM might take personally before realizing it was meant for the NPC

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        Oh I've seen this joke before, slightly better, but now I don't know which was the original.

        It was like

        Bard: I cast vicious mockery

        Dm: cool. What do you say to him?

        Bard: "You're none of your best friends' best friend"

        Dm: ...

        Other players: ...

        Bard: So do I roll damage or...?

        Dm: No... No, he's dead.

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          Damn, I felt that one particularly hard

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            Damn, I felt that one particularly hard

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            Never have I felt so seen and so hurt all at once.

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              Adulthood

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