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Kids have to learn how to handle the little things on their own

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    Yeah, but Billy probably has like 1hp.

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    Billy clearly needs the exp then.

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      As long as he attacks first, he'll be fine, right?

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      There's a archnemesis origin story in here somewhere

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        Hit him with a pillow will knock him unconscious. If you want to be human put a cup over him and slide a piece of paper under and let him roam outside.

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        • mousekeyboard@ttrpg.networkM [email protected]

          Billy clearly needs the exp then.

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          And the loot.

          Oooh, a keyring of fire resistance!

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            There's a archnemesis origin story in here somewhere

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            Happy cake day!

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              I like how the house looks like an average suburban home with medieval fantasy decorations. Is this the future of Middle-Earth?

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                Doing the dishes with her axe, nice.

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                Wouldn't it make significantly more sense and be significantly less sexist if it's just a grinding wheel used to sharpen weapons?...... Jesus

                It's like two pixels

                Edit: Y'know now that I look at it again, the "dish" isn't anywhere fucking close to her left arm because she's holding the top of the axe...

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                  Why did I enjoy that so much? Right down to the mom's look as she left. Sheathing the axe. Marginally solid.

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                    Doing the dishes with her axe, nice.

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                    Is she single?

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                      Quit being a little bitch, Billy. He's not even facing you; just backstab him and collect your experience points and we'll pawn his gear in the morning.

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                        Wouldn't it make significantly more sense and be significantly less sexist if it's just a grinding wheel used to sharpen weapons?...... Jesus

                        It's like two pixels

                        Edit: Y'know now that I look at it again, the "dish" isn't anywhere fucking close to her left arm because she's holding the top of the axe...

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                        I mean, that extra line does make it look like a plate, so I understand the confusion.

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                          I mean, that extra line does make it look like a plate, so I understand the confusion.

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                          I mean that's literally what a grinding wheel looks like. Just go look up photos on the Internet. They have a tapered edge just like that

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                            Why did I enjoy that so much? Right down to the mom's look as she left. Sheathing the axe. Marginally solid.

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                            middle-earth middle-class sub-urban

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                              Hit him with a pillow will knock him unconscious. If you want to be human put a cup over him and slide a piece of paper under and let him roam outside.

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                              Do we still get to loot his stuff?

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                                Do we still get to loot his stuff?

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                                Always. That's the point

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                                  I like how the house looks like an average suburban home with medieval fantasy decorations. Is this the future of Middle-Earth?

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                                  Could also be the future of The Forgotten Realms

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