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  • jballs@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

    I was just messing around with the customizations, I didn't actually buy one. The fuckable sand worm though....

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    What the fuck

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      What the fuck

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      I know right? What a rip off, it doesn't even come with popcorn.

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        Honestly, this is more OG than most people realize. You're doing it right.

        Coins, and even dice work in a pinch too.

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        I only have like 10 minis and the party I DM for is 5 people, so I use a lot of random stuff as minis. I'm slowly building a collection, but it's expensive lol

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        • launcheskayaks@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

          I only have like 10 minis and the party I DM for is 5 people, so I use a lot of random stuff as minis. I'm slowly building a collection, but it's expensive lol

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          As a totally cheap-ass DM, my recommendation is to find some printable DnD tokens that you like and glue them to things like bottle-caps, or small round bits of wood (like chunks off of a dowel from the hardware store). There are a bunch around. If you want to splurge, take the bits you want somewhere you can pay for a quality color printout.

          Personally, I'm a fan of these generic tokens by "Acquitt". They're useful for every encounter: https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2FV7egJC87nsVUTybGs5E3DwvRihmz6KduUfniSJk6Fec.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D57f11a74865814f31c7236adb1555a43529ca355

          I glued these to some sculpey discs of the same color. I also used transparent binder sleeves for HP tracker sheets, so I could use dry-erase marker. Lastly, my battle map was a large (but cheap) poster frame with 1" grid paper inside^1^. This let me use those dry-erase markers to draw terrain.

          1. For more thrift, some wrapping paper brands print a barely visible 1" grid on the backside. Some quality time with a ruler and pen can turn that into something useful.

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            You can guess the usage by the wear pattern in the suction cups.

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            Hopefully not... Otherwise someone is literally boofing microplastics.

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            • passingduchy@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

              Just from DMing perspective I feel this when my players decide to fight a NPC they weren't supposed to fight at a level I don't have a block for lol. "Well your options are cr3 and cr10 and you're level 7 so....10 it is and imma just shave some stuff off while hoping for the best" lol. Shout-out to every time my party says they're looking for shady people to circumvent the legal way to do something then balk when the pricetag isn't a handshake and an IOU their reputation proceeds them will never be collected.

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              The joke is that's a dildo

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              • match@pawb.socialM [email protected]

                ... even though he lives alone!

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                Well he has a roommate

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                  The joke is that's a dildo

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                  Yep and CR10 when you're level 7 and decided to fuck around is also a proverbial dildo

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                  • jballs@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

                    https://bad-dragon.com/products/ika

                    The extra large is $220, but there are more affordable options if you're willing to go smaller.

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                    It's actually this one: https://bad-dragon.com/products/tako

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                    • __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works_ [email protected]

                      It's actually this one: https://bad-dragon.com/products/tako

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                      You've got a good eye for tentacle dildos.

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                        DM really bringing atmosphere to new heights. Can even smell the ocean.

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                          Let's see what Mage Hand does on this boyo

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                            they are just recreating an old videogame

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                                  What the fuck

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                                  wait till you see their april fools promotion from this year.

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                                  • launcheskayaks@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

                                    I only have like 10 minis and the party I DM for is 5 people, so I use a lot of random stuff as minis. I'm slowly building a collection, but it's expensive lol

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                                    In many cases you don't need mini at all, it's rpg not a miniature game.

                                    No mini nor battlemap gives more freedom to everyone (at the price of less tactical depth), and if you need a view on the situation, a whiteboard with a sketch + cross/letter does can bring you pretty far

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                                    • gil2455526@lemmy.eco.brG [email protected]

                                      How convenient the DM's sister had one!

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                                      And what if the DM is a woman?

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                                        As a totally cheap-ass DM, my recommendation is to find some printable DnD tokens that you like and glue them to things like bottle-caps, or small round bits of wood (like chunks off of a dowel from the hardware store). There are a bunch around. If you want to splurge, take the bits you want somewhere you can pay for a quality color printout.

                                        Personally, I'm a fan of these generic tokens by "Acquitt". They're useful for every encounter: https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2FV7egJC87nsVUTybGs5E3DwvRihmz6KduUfniSJk6Fec.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D57f11a74865814f31c7236adb1555a43529ca355

                                        I glued these to some sculpey discs of the same color. I also used transparent binder sleeves for HP tracker sheets, so I could use dry-erase marker. Lastly, my battle map was a large (but cheap) poster frame with 1" grid paper inside^1^. This let me use those dry-erase markers to draw terrain.

                                        1. For more thrift, some wrapping paper brands print a barely visible 1" grid on the backside. Some quality time with a ruler and pen can turn that into something useful.

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                                        You can also do Lego minifigs if you don't mind paying shipping. They're super cheap from places like Bricklink and you can get a lot of different designs pretty easy.

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