Dwarves have massive asses, they just don't usually wear the kind of clothes that accentuate it (also, they're kind of hard to see for tall races)! I mean seriously, they're supposed to be stout and have a lot of stamina for working in mines and the like, you can't really have that kind of build with a flat ass.

With how wide dwarves are, their asses must naturally be huge. It's just that you're too hightist to notice.

Damn, I made this exact joke 1 minute more slowly.

That is why I love fantasy stories. They really show how gender and norms are social constructs. Its fun to play with

Goblin androgyny: you're small and horrible and you're pretty certain that 'gender' was a kind of beetle you ate last week.

I aspire to that goblin androgony dream

A wide flat ass is still a flat ass

Human: you look like a filthy [insert fantasy race here] and I hate you.

Depends on their musculature

Small, yes, but Konsi is pretty far from horrible.

Also I've never seen her eat a beetle, but you'd know better than me on that point.

This was the most "androgynous" looking goblin I had...

Konsi's first two years of life were as a goblin in a goblin clan, so would have eaten the same as the rest of them, after that, the next four or so years of her life were as a street urchin in Waterdeep. She ate a lot of scavenged food from trash cans and rats.

She's definitely eaten beetles.