Someone's been reading https://swordscomic.com/

I was thinking Fighter from that ancient webcomic, what was it called, 8 Bit Theatre? "Swordchucks, yo."

Not sure how you're supposed to use them while carrying around that heavy armoire.

He also doesn't know what a merchant is, and just refers to himself as a sellsword.

The real joke, something something

Reminds me of a half-orc I once played called Sword. Sword wielded a big sword; Swords only word was sword; Swords solution to all problems in some way involved Swords or sword.

Got a surprising amount of mileage out of using the word sword combined with different tones and gestures, as well as some fun non-violent but still sword based solutions.

In Witcher 3, in the first big city, there's a guy who yells "top notch swords!" every time you pass him.

But ... He doesn't sell swords. Not even weapons. Just armor.

I wouldn't find that so offensive if he weren't so boastful.

edit: As noted in a response, it was "Witcher" not "Witches."

"M-O-O-N, that spells 'sword!'"

Do you mean Witcher 3? Might've been autocorrected.

I did, yes, and it was, yes. I'll put in an edit.