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  • eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.comE [email protected]

    Sorry that this is off-topic... but your avatar hit me in the feels. I can't explain fully. When I first became aware as a kid in school, like... first conscious memorized thoughts, I was staring at the Netscape Navigator loading animation. Now every time I see it there's this feeling. Like super nostalgic serotonin and dopamine running through my veins.

    Such a small thing, but I almost cry every time I see it.

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    That's because you need to wake up, eye dust! You need to break out of the simulation! It's still 1999 in here!

    Just kidding lol. But thank you for sharing. I know the feeling you're talking about, just like a tidal wave of nostalgia that is utterly devastating. I can't think of anything off the top of my head that gives me that feeling, but I've felt it.

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    • thefuzzyfurrycomrade@pawb.socialT [email protected]

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      People actually think D&D is Satanism? I thought it was a meme

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      • thefuzzyfurrycomrade@pawb.socialT [email protected]

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        Black Math.

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        • thefuzzyfurrycomrade@pawb.socialT [email protected]

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          So was it better or worse than satanism?

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            People actually think D&D is Satanism? I thought it was a meme

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            Thought. In the 80s and perhaps still in early 90s.

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            • jackbydev@programming.devJ [email protected]

              That's because you need to wake up, eye dust! You need to break out of the simulation! It's still 1999 in here!

              Just kidding lol. But thank you for sharing. I know the feeling you're talking about, just like a tidal wave of nostalgia that is utterly devastating. I can't think of anything off the top of my head that gives me that feeling, but I've felt it.

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              Lol! Well, you're probably not wrong.

              Yeah, its just a blast of feelings, hard to describe. Shooting stars can usually do it to me. Whether they're in a game or in real life.

              I used to sit in old WoW waaaay back in the day and watch the shooting stars in Arathi Highlands. That and Winterspring were my favorite areas.

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                Speaking as a Satanist studying computational fluid dynamics...

                Need a DM?

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                I would love this so much.

                I've never played any non-PC RPG though.

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                • thisisamanwhoknowshowtogling@lemmy.dbzer0.comT [email protected]

                  I'm going to second the other commenter in my enthusiasm for GURPS, but for the opposite reason.

                  Gurps has the problem of being a universal role-playing system, like Fate, which means session zero includes a long sit-down with your DM about what precisely we will be doing in this game and what mechanics we will be using to create the desired experience. You then fill out the appropriate forms in triplicate to create your character. Usually, your DM makes a template for you to use like a shopping list, but the rulebook assumes you are digging through the first 300-page volume selecting your abilities and skills over the course of a day.

                  Then, once you start playing, you never have to look at the rulebook again. All the rules you will be using were written (by you) on your character sheet. You roll the dice, see if you managed to roll under your target numbers, and then either succeed or fail. The DM barely has to adjudicate anything.

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                  includes a long sit-down with your DM about what precisely we will be doing in this game and what mechanics we will be using to create the desired experience. You then fill out the appropriate forms in triplicate to create your character. Usually, your DM makes a template for you to use like a shopping list, but the rulebook assumes you are digging through the first 300-page volume selecting your abilities and skills over the course of a day.

                  Holy shit. This first bit sounds like a bureaucracy simulator.

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                    People actually think D&D is Satanism? I thought it was a meme

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                    It was totally a thing during the satanic panic. There's an infamous Chick Tract about d&d that I was genuinely given by cult missionaries when I was a kid.

                    https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=0046

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                      People actually think D&D is Satanism? I thought it was a meme

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                      Pearl-clutching "christians" used to be deathly afraid of anything with even slightly negative undertones. "Dungeons? Dragons? That's the devil! Away Satan! Our children are making pacts with the devil!" Satan was historically represented by a dragon in Christian mythology.

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                        People actually think D&D is Satanism? I thought it was a meme

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                        I ran my school's D&D club in Highschool. At one point my Grandma came along to watch me and my Siblings while my parents were out of the house for a month and when i told her that i'd need picked up later on certain days for D&D club, she went off on this long rant about how 'D&D is satanic' and then something about how 'Obama eats babies'. To this day i'm literally shocked she believes that junk.

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                          It was totally a thing during the satanic panic. There's an infamous Chick Tract about d&d that I was genuinely given by cult missionaries when I was a kid.

                          https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=0046

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                          https://m.imdb.com/title/tt3625970/ Dark Dungeons, the movie

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                            So was it better or worse than satanism?

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                            Having experienced math, I’d choose satanism for sure.

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                            • thefuzzyfurrycomrade@pawb.socialT [email protected]

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                              I like your grandma. She cared for you; she took a risk by exposing herself to potential danger, fact-checked, and knew math when she saw it.

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                                It was totally a thing during the satanic panic. There's an infamous Chick Tract about d&d that I was genuinely given by cult missionaries when I was a kid.

                                https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=0046

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                                This is parody, right ?

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                                  It was totally a thing during the satanic panic. There's an infamous Chick Tract about d&d that I was genuinely given by cult missionaries when I was a kid.

                                  https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=0046

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                                  Don't forget Tom Hanks first leading role in the movie Mazes and Monsters, originally titled Dungeons & Dragons, but forced to change it when TSR sued them.

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                                    Pearl-clutching "christians" used to be deathly afraid of anything with even slightly negative undertones. "Dungeons? Dragons? That's the devil! Away Satan! Our children are making pacts with the devil!" Satan was historically represented by a dragon in Christian mythology.

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                                    Don't forget the woman whose son committed suicide so she created an anti-D&D group called Bothered About Dungeons and Dragons. Her group described D&D as "a fantasy role-playing game which uses demonology, witchcraft, voodoo, murder, rape, blasphemy, suicide, assassination, insanity, sex perversion, homosexuality, prostitution, satanic type rituals, gambling, barbarism, cannibalism, sadism, desecration, demon summoning, necromantics, divination and other teachings."

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                                      Don't forget the woman whose son committed suicide so she created an anti-D&D group called Bothered About Dungeons and Dragons. Her group described D&D as "a fantasy role-playing game which uses demonology, witchcraft, voodoo, murder, rape, blasphemy, suicide, assassination, insanity, sex perversion, homosexuality, prostitution, satanic type rituals, gambling, barbarism, cannibalism, sadism, desecration, demon summoning, necromantics, divination and other teachings."

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                                      That she included homosexuality in that list really says a lot about her

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                                      • buboscandiacus@mander.xyzB [email protected]

                                        This is parody, right ?

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                                        The Sithrak tracts are much more informative anyway

                                        https://www.oglaf.com/sithrak/

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                                          includes a long sit-down with your DM about what precisely we will be doing in this game and what mechanics we will be using to create the desired experience. You then fill out the appropriate forms in triplicate to create your character. Usually, your DM makes a template for you to use like a shopping list, but the rulebook assumes you are digging through the first 300-page volume selecting your abilities and skills over the course of a day.

                                          Holy shit. This first bit sounds like a bureaucracy simulator.

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                                          Probably the only game to be made better by chatgpt

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