There’s a Cuck Tingle RPG where you can play a sentient DVD box set. IIRC your stats are not far from this

The computer is your friend!

That's how my bard build feels in BG3. Always know the right thing to say, to make a bad guy kill himself.

Hmm... Now I need a Loathing TTRPG.

Heres my character for this campaign

Jib.

The jib sail is the triangular one at the prow of a ship. Different countries used different designs, so liking the cut of a jib meant you recognized it.

https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/cut-of-your-jib.html

Toon had chutzpah as a stat

How are you going in with 0 gusto, are you bonkers??

This reminds me of West of Loathing

Looks like you minmaxed for Gib Cut. I like that.

Have a treason star

Also worth mentioning one of the primary stats is Violence

Ah, the "Provincial dad" class.

Perhaps not with those exact names, but there’s a fix:

https://buriedwithoutceremony.com/simple-world

There could be a debuff called "wishy washy", it increases your childlike wonder, but lowers your gumption.

whats a jib?

The X of Loathing series is fantastic. Another stat that comes to mind is Hornswogglin'

chutzpah wouldn't work, the less you have the more powerful you get

Oh shit i didn't know it was a whole series

love this series so much

Yeah, it started with Kingdom of Loathing, which is a free to play browser game, and more recently Shadows over Loathing, which has this cool 1920s Lovecraftian setting. All keep that great humor