Occam's 9mm
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Fighter/rogue who didn’t make charisma a dump stat.
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I cast...
TESTICULAR TORSION!
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Cast Iron! That's not a spell, it's the kind of pan I'm going to bash your head in with.
ahh the famous tumblr (probably) post of a barbarian with a pan who yells "i cast iron!" every time they attack
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story is The Alchemist
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Best part, one of the family members was killed with a big rock. Just literally dropped a rock on the guy.
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Also a great song by blue öyster cult about the same story, "the alchemist"
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ahh the famous tumblr (probably) post of a barbarian with a pan who yells "i cast iron!" every time they attack
Knowing Tumblr, they would also be pan-sexual, as in only attracted to their special clobberin' pan
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So according to weekeepeedeea lovecraft was 17 or 18 when he wrote this which completely checks out.
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Best part, one of the family members was killed with a big rock. Just literally dropped a rock on the guy.
Chuck Wizard casts Rock Throw.
It’s super effective!
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Best part, one of the family members was killed with a big rock. Just literally dropped a rock on the guy.
"I threw a rock at him! It was a big rock."
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"I threw a rock at him! It was a big rock."
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I cast...
TESTICULAR TORSION!
Give em the ol dick twist!
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The sorcerer is named Charles le Sorcier (Charles the Sorcerer) and it is his father who has been killed, named Michel Mauvais, Michel Bad.
