Realistic Palpatine could go like,
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Realistic Palpatine could go like,
I'm going to build... a grand... DEATH STAAAHR... that... will make the Empire STRONG.
Then he instead builds a bunch prostitution resort planets for imperial officers, and poisons random water supplies.And the viewer is like, Huh--what about the death star plot?
And Palpatine is like,
I NEVER said I was building a death staahr--it's the weaaak, weak rebels who are building... TWENTY death stars! Nooow... vote for my chansilor... chanceilelor resort budget. -
Realistic Palpatine could go like,
I'm going to build... a grand... DEATH STAAAHR... that... will make the Empire STRONG.
Then he instead builds a bunch prostitution resort planets for imperial officers, and poisons random water supplies.And the viewer is like, Huh--what about the death star plot?
And Palpatine is like,
I NEVER said I was building a death staahr--it's the weaaak, weak rebels who are building... TWENTY death stars! Nooow... vote for my chansilor... chanceilelor resort budget.wrote last edited by [email protected]And the realistic rebels would be like,
We need to firmly tell this Palpatine to stop with the abusive resort planets, water poisoning and storm troopers shooting people up.
And Palpatine is like,
No, it's the lying rebels who are doing the bad planet thing and poison thing....please stop Palpatine or we're raising an angry sign.
I see the jobless rebels have nothing better to do than cause TOTAL CHAOS!
Jobless? I thought you said we were building 20 death stars.
I never said that!